"Big Sister was to busy to answer Mary Jane" - Gravity
"Help Me, Help Me" - The Fly
"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble and I am all out of bubble gum" - They Live
Jack Burton: Son of a bitch must pay!
Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
Jack Burton: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
Jack Burton: You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
Jack Burton: Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.
Jack Burton: Tall guy, weird cloths. First you see him, then you don't.
Jack Burton: This is going to take crackerjack timing.
Jack Burton: Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Jack Burton: What is that stuff?
Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Jack Burton: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.
Jack Burton: Great. Walls are probably three feet thick, welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now!
Jack Burton: OK, I won't, Wang! Let's just CHEW our way out of here.
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Jack Burton: Ready? I was BORN ready.
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!
Jack Burton: All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his mouth!
Jack Burton: We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.
Jack Burton: and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack Burton: or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh.
Jack Burton: Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?