For immediate release ...
After extensive negotiations with Yu Wan Mei Hong Kong and the Osaka Orangeade Concern, the Secret Bread Empire is pleased to announce ...
The Official ... Limited Edition ... Fully Authorized ... BOOTLEG BREAD FILMS DVD!!!
The Most Munificent Secret Master has agreed that a limited number of copies of his ground-breaking short films will be made available at the upcoming Shock Around the Clock Horror Marathon this Saturday, October 17th for only $10 each!
Copies will be available somewhere in the lobby throughout the event, and supplies are very limited. Since the Empire will absolutely, positively, NEVER be releasing these again (until we change our minds, of course) DON'T LET THIS OPPORTUNITY PASS YOU BY!
(NOTE: This bootleg is a replica of the original 2003 "Bread Films DVD" release, and contains no new content. Of course, even if you own that one, you should buy this one anyway, because it's Way Cool ... and the Secret Bread Empire NEEDS YOU!)
(FURTHER NOTE: The Bootleg Bread Films DVD is a burnable DVD+R which is not guaranteed to play in all DVD playback devices. Though it has been mastered from high quality media, for maximum compatibility, please consider this before you purchase ... then purchase anyway, cause just having it on your shelf will make you COOL.)
Feel free to post here if you have any questions ... as a duly authorized representative of the Secret Bread Empire, I will do my best to help - or ignore you, as I see fit.
_________________ David A. Zecchini; Creature of the Wheel, Lord of the Infernal Engines "Damnati Im Ludum" ( VitruvianZeke@att.net)
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