I'm too late.

If there were still time, I would ask:
Joe, have you ever seriously thought about writing a book?
At the 666th Annual Shock Around The Clock, I had the pleasure of speaking with you to ask about your book which I swear I didn't know was a joke lol I would DEFINITELY buy a book by you. It could tell how you and Bruce came together to keep the spirit of movies alive with two of the best movie marathons on the planet, and not only that, but bringing the community together which in turn has established friendships and romantic relationships. The book could tell about all of the crazy situations that have occurred through out marathon history (INCLUDING THE SODA INCIDENT OF 2014!!) The book could have interviews with the marathon's most faithful and dedicated participants, the people who have attended the longest from the very first marathon, the veterans, the volunteers, the staff of the theaters where the marathons were held, etc. Seriously everyone. Let's take a vote:
If Joe wrote a book, would you buy it? I would be first in line for it, and the money Joe earned from it could go towards the marathons.